The dungeon master builds the world and everything in it except for the players. He is every deity that shapes the world and every lowly grunt that gets swiftly demolished by our adventurers. He is every woman, it's all in him.
Can literally do anything in the game.
Forgets stuff when he drinks.
Thinks loud = funny.
Just wants everyone to have fun.
Without the players, there is no story. Hopefully they won't die...
Manages time poorly. Knows, like, four voices... max.